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FakeAgentUK.com - Valentina
So I pick up the phone and to my utter disgust it was Sam... again. Firstly I thought, what the fuck do you want? I told her specifically not to pester me! Then it became clear, she's got another...
View ArticleFakeAgentUK.com - Sam
Sam came to me looking for a way into the porn business. She'd recently been stung by a so called 'porno agent' in Budapest who promised her the world. Well, sorry darling... I'm a fake agent too. You...
View ArticleFakeAgentUK.com - Delilah
Why, why, why Delilah... Unlike the song by Tom Jones I did not see flickering shadows of love, just a tall leggy blonde with crystal blues eyes that needed to be led away from fashion modelling and...
View ArticleFakeAgentUK.com - Anna
First off, Anna started by telling me a few porky pies (that's lies), she told me she was 28. 28 my arse! She then confessed to being 34. They say women don't lie. I'm supposed to be the only liar...
View ArticleFakeAgentUK.com - Chantelle
Before I say anything else.... Chantelle has the tightest (and I must say cutest) arsehole I have ever gotten my thick shaft into to-date. Oh my God, it was heaven in there. Though it did take a bit of...
View ArticleFakeAgentUK.com - Jess
I said to Sam, one of the first girls I fucked, to bring along any friends that might be interested in this line of work. Well, she came through and brought Jess. Oh my God, from the moment I laid eyes...
View ArticleFakeAgentUK.com - Victoria
Victoria told me she was having a bit of a shit time at the moment. Well, it's about to get worse. She think's she's landed a porn job that pays 5,000 a day. Well, she aint... Fair do's, Victoria is a...
View ArticleFakeAgentUK.com - Hannah
Japanese trains run like fucking clockwork. To the second. Well, Hannah aint no bullet train. She's late to the interview. Only minutes, but she'll pay for that. During the interview she told me she...
View ArticleFakeAgentUK.com - Lucia
Lucia came to me not quite knowing what the fuck she wanted to do. So like any great racing driver I steered her past all the uncertainty and off to the finish line. Though I must say, even when...
View ArticleFakeAgentUK.com - Chantelle 2
Do you know what, it's quite refreshing to get a girl that hasn't set her expectations too high. Chantelle want's to go into porn. Well, she's certainly going to get fucked today, in more way's than...
View ArticleFakeAgentUK.com - Emily
So I placed an advert in the local rag newspaper. Low and behold it worked! What comes and walks through my door... Only the biggest set of tits I've had the pleasure of meeting & greeting. These...
View ArticleFakeAgentUK.com - Candi
So Candi tells me she's strapped for cash and unfortunately for her I'm selling a dream, an unbelievable dream, a dream she can't afford to turn down. Darling you've been had! Oh well, another one...
View ArticleFakeAgentUK.com - Franki
Before I say anything else, this girl is a fucking loony. We are talking full blown looney tunes, Daffy duck, but ohh what a fuck! What Franki lacks in sensibility she strives in fuckability. The...
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